I am done dating dozens of d**kheads who’d come back to the proverbial well to drink from the pails-of-fun spilling from all over me but would want nothing to do with me after a fun-night-ride where his d**k-flexion kinda failed the test!But most of all, I think you haven’t ever been told ‘why’ to date a fat girl!This is because introverts are typically great listeners.
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies.
Everyone knows that passionless relationships are (yawn) boring.
Posts about how to get a girlfriend will result in a ban.2.
Artists are unforgiving bastards who will viciously tear your heart out.
Breakups usually involve personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on—on fire—in the street.